turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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