so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
