Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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