Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
it's like heaven, but drunker
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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