I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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