It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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