rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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