Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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