yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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