Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Maybe he injected his testicle?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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