Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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