Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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