So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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