The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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