Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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