i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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