I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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