can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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