please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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