I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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