everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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