D3 body, D1 cock
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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