They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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