We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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