did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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