Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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