i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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