I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I DEMAND FORESKIN
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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