oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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