I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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