So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
pray to the hookup gods
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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