Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
What a dumb baby whore.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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