that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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