Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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