: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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