That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
they're like a gay fantastic four
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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