you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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