hell yes lets make some ravioli
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Randomize
