No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I need you to use more vowels.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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