All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Randomize