he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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