The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
