why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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