At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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