So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Hippo gnu deer
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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