He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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