Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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