She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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