trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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