Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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