Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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