question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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