Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
