Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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